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- 17:49 We thought about renaming the fish "Jesus," but he wasn't dead for three days. We could call him Lazarus instead, but that'd make me Jesus. #
- 17:57 Will YOU still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? #
- 21:29 We left Wednesday night with four fish. We came home tonight with three fish and a corpse. This is very sad for the fish, and for the Emma. #
- 21:31 Alicia fished out Barrel the fairfish's still form for burial at sea, and he gave a little twitch. I gave him CPR, now he's swimming again! #
- 22:44 I will never say another bad thing about Chuck Kaiton after listening to these toolbags from Anaheim. #
- 08:36 Someone broke into my late grandmother's house last night. Whomever it was should be thankful that I decided not to sleep there last night. #
- 08:37 They trashed the place pretty bad and nicked some of my dad's things. Off now for a walk through with the New Hanover County sheriff dept. #
- 21:36 Joe Lieberman looks like a demented nutcracker marionette mashup. ClakclakclakclakNO PUBLIC OPTIONclakclakclak! bit.ly/6C2VjZ #
- 12:02 Plug of the day #1: If you live or work in Chatham and drink coffee, smoothies, hot cocoa or hot tea, I suggest you follow @MobileEspresso #
- 12:07 Plug #2: @FloralExpr is open till 7pm today for last minute holiday flowers. Get a centerpiece for your table or a bouquet for your hostess. #
- 18:00 Too ugly out to fight with charcoal, so I chucked some monster-sized pork ribs into the oven. I'm talkin' hogzilla ribs. HOGZILLA YOU GUYS! #
- 18:05 Now I take a shower while they cook so I can be ready for a post-dinner, late-night holiday car trip to Wilmington. #
- 18:06 Don't try to be a hero if any giant ribless pigs come by looking for me. Just run. Save yourself. #
- 21:21 The best thing about celebrating holidays with my family is that none of them are bothered that I look like a vagrant. #
- 21:55 NHL, will you kiss the Canes fans? We like to be kissed-- when someone is doing sex to us! #
- 09:01 Some of you were wondering why I find bump-its so terrifying? bit.ly/8XDCLh #
- 22:00 Amazon has an LG BD 370, a Blu-ray player with xvid and Netflix support, for only $130. Beats the heck out of most Black Friday deals. #
- 11:01 When I was little, I thought wrinkles were scars. I was too frightened to ask who had cut up all the old peoples faces. #
- 14:29 Ooooh-weee, what up with that? What up with that? www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cl
ips/what-up-with-that/1178425/ # - 16:07 Happy TARDIS day! It's the 46th anniversary of Doctor Who. Yes, another Doctor Who message. At least I'm not yammering on about New Moon. #
- 19:16 I thought Emma was having a laugh when she told me about this "Santa Buddies" abomination. Could it be worse than Beverly Hills Chihuahua? #
- 19:44 Ahh, breakfast for supper. *happysigh* #
- 22:33 Arrrrgh, muscle spasm IN MY NOSE. #
- 09:30 Of all the strange gadgets and tools at my desk, visitors are always enthralled by the egg-shaped thermal label printer that sits atop my PC #
- 09:32 Not the shiny stuff with multicolored LEDs, credit card sized PCs or even my licensed replica Sonic Screwdriver. No. They dig a printer. #
- 09:44 Lots of people accidentally use my email address to sign up for things. Lately I've been getting college info for a 17 year old girl in MO. #
- 09:45 I'm also an Atlanta preacher, a dentist in Illinois and apparently I play in a softball league in Texas, #
- 15:37 Nerdgasm! RT @bbcamerica Doctor Who: The End of Time, Part One premieres Saturday December 26, 9pm ET on BBC AMERICA #
- 15:41 Multiple nerdgasms! RT @bbcamerica World premiere 3 minute clip of 'Doctor Who: The End of Time, Part One.' Watch here: bit.ly/6NU7AZ #
- 16:41 The Large Hadron Collider is running smoothly AND we aren't being sucked into the voracious maw of a black hole. How cool is that? #
- 08:39 I'm @favstar's 10,000th follower. How 'bout that. #
- 14:03 Verb! That's what's happenin'. #
- 18:58 Someone very close to my house just fired a shotgun. I want to go outside and shout at them, but they are armed and I am not. #
- 19:38 Put Peters in. Do it. Do it! #Canes #NHL #
- 19:41 The Canes are so ridiculously bad, they make the second worst team in the league look like the '84 Oilers. #
- 13:23 Help me out knitter types, I know a few of you are reading this. I need a beanie that will fit my immense head. Any of you do commissions? #
- 13:28 By beanie I mean a winter hat, toboggan, tuque, knit cap; that sort of thing. Brimless, warm, simple and suitable in size for my giant head. #
- 08:30 According to this article, there are a lot douches on TV. I concur. www.nytimes.com/2009/11/14/business/medi
a/14vulgar.html # - 15:57 My old church used to smell funny, like chlorine and intolerance. #
- 15:42 Used books from Amazon marketplace are usually a great deal, but they sure can take a long time to land in your mailbox. #
- 01:26 SNL sucked so bad tonight, the Black Eyed Peas performances were the GOOD bits. #
- 15:34 Really, Canes? Really? Fuck off. #
- 15:42 Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars is downloading! I'll still be watching it Dec 19 on BBC America. Pirate conscientiously, folks. #
- 16:17 Canes win! Canes win! The bleeding has been stopped! #
- 19:16 Ooooh: RT @RioVegas Giving away 500 Wild Weekends! Follow @RioVegas & tweet w/hashtag #RioVegas to enter. Details: bit.ly/3ghYiE #
- 20:23 It's Doctor Who time at my house! #
- 09:05 One of the greatest sports stories ever told: bit.ly/2Riwce #
- 10:17 CH/PBO area ladies: @arspringfield needs models for a quick bridal bouquet photo shoot today. Payment in flowers. Call 933-1505 or tweet her #
- 15:29 A military jet just roared over my house. What was that all about? #
- 17:01 Do you think three miles an hour is an appropriate speed for a stripped and gutted VW truck pulled by a team of four oxen over even terrain? #
- 19:57 I'm stuck at work upgrading a mail server, and very thankful I didn't invest in those Canes tickets tonight. I'd actually rather be here. #
- 23:06 I skipped Flowers Uncut tonight; I already know what happens. Jeff makes a shitload of monofloral monochromatic handtieds in cylinders. tada #
- 16:25 I heard a newer Shakira song recently. When did she turn Irish? It sounded like a dance remix of the Cranberries. #
- 16:43 This @mync poll needs a "hell no!" option. bit.ly/48BKDj #
- 20:29 Tripp Tracy says that the second period has been the Achilles heel of the Canes this season. I beg to differ. Hockey is their Achilles heel. #
- 21:38 If any of you are looking for a decent yet inexpensive vodka, I suggest Svedka. Great as a mixer. Mild aftertaste. $12-ish for 750mL #
- 22:47 Thanks to the generosity of Cam Ward, my sister and nephew will attend their first ever Canes game Friday. My nephew suffers from autism. #
- 22:48 I'm really excited that Cam's Champs will him give an opportunity to try something I enjoy so much. More on the program: bit.ly/cwyPk #
- 23:24 Watching people get their butts kicked by mother nature is awesome. #
- 08:28 Got @MobileEspresso coffee this morning. They now offer @ChathamMarket bagels, so I had a pretty nice breakfast on the go in Pittsboro. #
- 16:07 Mmm, Frosted Mini Spooners RT @maltomealcereal We'll donate 10 bowls of cereal 2 people in need 4 each person to RT this message #stophunger #
- 20:00 Listening to the Heels game on ESPNU while writing. Each time the announcer mentions the "Wear twins," I wonder what kind of weres they are. #
- 20:01 Perhaps this is a symptom of reading too much contemporary fantasy. Good thing the current writing project is steampunk-ish. #
- 21:24 Bummer, Eastwick won't be renewed. It was a bit cheesy, but I enjoyed watching it with @arspringfield #
- 17:51 Yo. On the gettin' worse front, I think we got some company in form of caaaave creatuuuures! #
- 21:19 I'm going to buy one of these for the forthcoming zombie apocalypse. Or for when my daughter starts dating. bit.ly/18APeI #
- 23:45 I banged out about 1000 words tonight. I'm behind schedule, but I'm happy with my progress. I'll take consistency over quantity for now. #
- 23:47 Tell me something, Jeff Leatham. If you're such a badass floral artist, why don't you do your own bridal bouquets? #
- 23:51 Ewan McGregor finally made a decent star wars movie: bit.ly/3yZVKZ #
- 12:48 I'm getting distracted from writing by the heated health care debate on CSPAN. This is intense. #
- 18:35 They're calling it a bit tight in the UNC/Duke game this evening. Why am I watching football anyway? This is what the Canes have done to me. #
- 19:26 Join us next week on Canes tragedy theater when Rod Brind`Amour skates into the path of a speeding bus. #
- 21:12 Let's clean house in the Canes org. Give Rutherford a nice watch and send him to the golf course. Fire Mo. Promote J Karmanos and R Francis. #
