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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

19:07 FSN Carolinas radio spot: "This year, the Canes are going for it all!" By "all," they clearly mean "first overall draft pick." #

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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

10:06 Each year we typically get tons of Christmas cards and goodies at my workplace. So far this year we only have a card from the paperboy. #
15:07 Completely covered in hives. What the heck did I get into now? #

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

20:17 Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer and Anthrax will be playing some shows in Europe. If they tour the US together, I'm going. Who's coming with me? #

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

13:21 Demonoid! <3 #

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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

10:17 Bob Greczyn, CEO of BCBSNC, is retiring February 1st. I hope his replacement will make less than Mr. Greczyn's ridiculous $3,990,000 salary. #

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:35:02 GMT

21:58 My wife saw some flowers that were so crappy, they made her wreck her car. Good job, Blossom. Thanks a lot. #
23:11 That's quite enough snark for one night. Sweet dreams, internets. #
09:29 Sneeze. Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze. Sneeze. Sneeze-cough-sneeze. Sneeze. #
09:46 Waldenbooks at University Mall in Chapel Hill is going out of business. Damn. It feels like an old friend is dying. #

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:35:02 GMT

13:36 twitpic.com/sth0q - Testing twitpic. If this worked, you are seeing a shot of my workspace. #
14:58 Oh boy, it's time to go to the dentist. Yippee. Sigh. #
17:57 Got five minutes? Then you should watch this video about the physics of the slap shot: bit.ly/55T5BM #
20:42 I just read a sad post on the Chatham Chatlist about street vendors in PBO. Cliffs notes: HOW DARE THEY START THEIR OWN BUSINESS? #
20:44 Let's get real, people. It takes time, money, more time and more money to start ANY business, be it a hot dog cart or a convenience store. #
20:48 I realize that sometime my updates can be a bit negative. You can fix this by reading two at a time. Voila, positive! #

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Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

22:27 Nancy Grace listens with such a fierce expression on her face. She's like a lioness, stalking adulterous golfers and missing white kids. #
23:31 Four words you should know about Steven Seagal: Lawman. They are: "Executive Producer Steven Seagal." #

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

16:32 Of course I'm a know-it-all. What, you didn't think I knew that? #

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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:35:02 GMT

23:16 We should outlaw birthdays. They are, after all, the leading cause of old age. #
19:28 If you are one of the hundred people I unfollowed today, don't be sad. I still love you, you're just boring. #
19:29 Except for the floral industry folks. You couldn't be boring if you tried. I'll still following you on the flower shop account. Promise. #

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Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

22:43 I just told @arspringfield that Fergie is only 34. She's shocked, thought she was in her 40s. #
18:56 Multiple sources indicate the Flyers will take on Peter Laviolette and K. McCarthy for their new coaching staff. Mostly via @DarrenDreger #
19:11 Three hams will kill him, three hams will kill him, I shouldn't feed him three hams! #

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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

13:36 This is kind of cool. RT @amazonmp3 It's day 3 of our 25 days of free holiday music. Discover today's song: bit.ly/25dof #
19:32 Hey look, only twenty-eight days left in this shitty decade! #

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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:35:02 GMT

12:41 Just heard that Chatham Co. School Board member Gerald Totten passed away today after a brief battle with lung cancer. He will be missed. #
12:42 When installing a 1TB drive, I highly recommend choosing the QUICK format option. #
17:40 Tough day for the kid. She changed afterschool plans without calling first, then gave me an ugly progress report. I chewed her out for both. #
17:41 As the dust settled, @arspringfield noticed Barrel the undying corpsefish had returned to his proper place amongst the dead. Poor kid. #
18:44 Why "Twilight IV" will be the end of the cinematic world in 2012: bit.ly/6EgN6y /via @fark #
20:04 Ooooh, Rudolph. #

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

08:33 From my horoscope: "...you will be tempted to eat nothing but
rich, fat-laden foods." Also, sky may be blue; water may be wet. #
19:36 Battling an XP BSOD issue with Inside Edition in the background. I'm rapidly losing IQ points here. #
21:22 The rental version of Disney-Pixar's Up has an annoying intro. "There are lots of cool Up DVD extras! Buy the retail version to watch them." #
21:22 Uh huh. Screw you too, Disney. #

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:35:01 GMT

22:21 Discount turkey dissected. Kid's TV finally turned off. Medication taken. It's time to get horizontal. #
10:22 I've been told I'm hard to shop for, but now there is a solution: $10 jammypants from Cabela's in 3XTall! Go go go! bit.ly/7uvQdH #
19:27 Corvo racks up freakish skate slash injury number two. Alright hockey gods, what exactly did we do to deserve all this? #Canes #
19:32 Sucks to be you, Ovie. #
19:34 Jim Rutherford looks like he's going to be sick. Me too, Jimmy. Me too. #Canes #

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Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

13:22 My Twitter personality: likeable inquisitive cautious My style: chatty coherent WRITER twanalyst.com/dspringfield #twanalyst #
13:22 My twanalyst results are the same as @arspringfield. You'd think we live together or something. #
13:25 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, canes, tonight - w33.us/1rba #

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Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

17:49 We thought about renaming the fish "Jesus," but he wasn't dead for three days. We could call him Lazarus instead, but that'd make me Jesus. #
17:57 Will YOU still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? #

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

21:29 We left Wednesday night with four fish. We came home tonight with three fish and a corpse. This is very sad for the fish, and for the Emma. #
21:31 Alicia fished out Barrel the fairfish's still form for burial at sea, and he gave a little twitch. I gave him CPR, now he's swimming again! #

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

22:44 I will never say another bad thing about Chuck Kaiton after listening to these toolbags from Anaheim. #
08:36 Someone broke into my late grandmother's house last night. Whomever it was should be thankful that I decided not to sleep there last night. #
08:37 They trashed the place pretty bad and nicked some of my dad's things. Off now for a walk through with the New Hanover County sheriff dept. #

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Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

21:36 Joe Lieberman looks like a demented nutcracker marionette mashup. ClakclakclakclakNO PUBLIC OPTIONclakclakclak! bit.ly/6C2VjZ #
12:02 Plug of the day #1: If you live or work in Chatham and drink coffee, smoothies, hot cocoa or hot tea, I suggest you follow @MobileEspresso #
12:07 Plug #2: @FloralExpr is open till 7pm today for last minute holiday flowers. Get a centerpiece for your table or a bouquet for your hostess. #
18:00 Too ugly out to fight with charcoal, so I chucked some monster-sized pork ribs into the oven. I'm talkin' hogzilla ribs. HOGZILLA YOU GUYS! #
18:05 Now I take a shower while they cook so I can be ready for a post-dinner, late-night holiday car trip to Wilmington. #
18:06 Don't try to be a hero if any giant ribless pigs come by looking for me. Just run. Save yourself. #
21:21 The best thing about celebrating holidays with my family is that none of them are bothered that I look like a vagrant. #

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

21:55 NHL, will you kiss the Canes fans? We like to be kissed-- when someone is doing sex to us! #
09:01 Some of you were wondering why I find bump-its so terrifying? bit.ly/8XDCLh #

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

22:00 Amazon has an LG BD 370, a Blu-ray player with xvid and Netflix support, for only $130. Beats the heck out of most Black Friday deals. #
11:01 When I was little, I thought wrinkles were scars. I was too frightened to ask who had cut up all the old peoples faces. #
14:29 Ooooh-weee, what up with that? What up with that? www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/what-up-with-that/1178425/ #
16:07 Happy TARDIS day! It's the 46th anniversary of Doctor Who. Yes, another Doctor Who message. At least I'm not yammering on about New Moon. #
19:16 I thought Emma was having a laugh when she told me about this "Santa Buddies" abomination. Could it be worse than Beverly Hills Chihuahua? #
19:44 Ahh, breakfast for supper. *happysigh* #

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:35:02 GMT

22:33 Arrrrgh, muscle spasm IN MY NOSE. #
09:30 Of all the strange gadgets and tools at my desk, visitors are always enthralled by the egg-shaped thermal label printer that sits atop my PC #
09:32 Not the shiny stuff with multicolored LEDs, credit card sized PCs or even my licensed replica Sonic Screwdriver. No. They dig a printer. #
09:44 Lots of people accidentally use my email address to sign up for things. Lately I've been getting college info for a 17 year old girl in MO. #
09:45 I'm also an Atlanta preacher, a dentist in Illinois and apparently I play in a softball league in Texas, #
15:37 Nerdgasm! RT @bbcamerica Doctor Who: The End of Time, Part One premieres Saturday December 26, 9pm ET on BBC AMERICA #
15:41 Multiple nerdgasms! RT @bbcamerica World premiere 3 minute clip of 'Doctor Who: The End of Time, Part One.' Watch here: bit.ly/6NU7AZ #
16:41 The Large Hadron Collider is running smoothly AND we aren't being sucked into the voracious maw of a black hole. How cool is that? #

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:35:02 GMT

08:39 I'm @favstar's 10,000th follower. How 'bout that. #
14:03 Verb! That's what's happenin'. #
18:58 Someone very close to my house just fired a shotgun. I want to go outside and shout at them, but they are armed and I am not. #
19:38 Put Peters in. Do it. Do it! #Canes #NHL #
19:41 The Canes are so ridiculously bad, they make the second worst team in the league look like the '84 Oilers. #

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Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:35:01 GMT

13:23 Help me out knitter types, I know a few of you are reading this. I need a beanie that will fit my immense head. Any of you do commissions? #
13:28 By beanie I mean a winter hat, toboggan, tuque, knit cap; that sort of thing. Brimless, warm, simple and suitable in size for my giant head. #

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